Do All Movies Seem The Same Lately? Are movies too predictable? Modern audiences are so much more media-savvy than previous generations, and it highlights the idea of there being no real such thing as an “original plot.” I have not the time nor the inclination to go into Joseph Campbell or the three-act structure at…
What’s A Cartoon Has A Shaky Definition Time to divide the readers of this article: is a movie that’s almost entirely CGI just a cartoon with real-life actors in the middle of it? I realize the knee-jerk reaction to that idea is “no, surely not,” but, well, let’s explore this out a bit, shall we?…
The reviews are in and it looks like Alita is set to give Captain Marvel a run for her money. If you’re an anime fan, especially a fan of the Alita series, the word is that you’re going to love Alita: Battle Angel. If not, you may or may not. Here now is our review…
Did We All Lose Something To Good CGI? CGI and special effects. We all complain about those, don’t we? But, as fantasy and science fiction fans, CGI is a necessity for most of “our” films. If we want aliens that are truly alien, if we want to see other planets, and we don’t want it…
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Halloween season is here. So we’ve put together a brief list of scary (and not so scary) Halloween themed movies and shows that are streaming right now on Netflix. Perfect for the season. The Twilight Zone – TV PG The iconic anthology of terror. The preeminent purveyor…
Reviewing Movies Is Good Until It’s Not I am a professional reviewer. I do this as part of my bigger job as a writer. As such, I have seen a lot of movies, watched a lot of theory about movies, learned a lot of stuff about storytelling as an art form. I spent a good…
Superhero Fatigue Might Be Real Here’s a short list of recent or upcoming superhero media. My Hero Academia S3: An anime set in a world where (nearly) everyone has superpowers. Incredibles 2: A movie set in a world where superheroes are marginalized. The Darkest Minds: Young Adult dystopian superhero story. Teen Titans Go! To the…
Anyone Up For Some Big Explosions? If they don’t hurt anyone (or anyone’s livelihood), who doesn’t love explosions? There’s something viscerally pleasant about an eruption of force rippling outward. The shock wave, the bang, the scattering of fire or debris: they are a lot of fun. And, since this is the day where America causes…
Step Into The Room For A Good Laugh. You knew I would get to this one. When I first began—when I embarked on a quest to watch some of the worst movies—The Room was in the first three DVDs I bought. Sure, in 2018 it’s a little cliché to pick on this movie. I’m late…
It’s May 4th, That Means Star Wars Day! Look, you know what day it is. You know what we’re celebrating. We can skip most of the prelude and get to the core. Star Wars is rad. It’s a cultural touchstone, a piece of the world’s media. Love him or hate him, George Lucas captured such…
Troll 2: Coming In Swinging At Round 2 In case you missed the first one of these: welcome to the series where I subject myself to the worst movies of all time and hope my sanity holds. Today’s threat to my mental stability is a movie you might be familiar with, because, well— *clears throat*…
Are You Ready For Black Panther? You’re new to this whole Marvel thing, huh? Just getting into it with the announcement of Black Panther? I’m not sure how you managed to miss the bandwagon for this long, but no judgment. Fandom life must start somewhere. I mean, there was a time when I hadn’t seen…
